eat today. die tomorrow.

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reo-swagwagon:

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yungwifey:

after your nigga leaves your house after givin you that good dick

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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

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opticaal:

surprisebitch:

commongayboy:

When you realize you’re the only bottom in a threesome

bowser and donkey kong look hung af, luigi better get his hole stretched especially if that ass is getting double penetrated

how do i unread that

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